Pyramid of baseballs

Way back in high school, when I had fewer friends and more free time, I decided to build a pyramid of baseballs. I knew I needed something around the bottom layer of balls–something to contain them so the whole thing wouldn’t collapse–so I built it in the narrow hallway outside my bedroom. The walls held the side edges of the pyramid in place, and I used other stuff to hold the front and back. It was pretty lame, and to make matters worse, I took just ONE photograph (with a non-digital camera), then scanned it way too small and eventually lost the original, so this is my ONLY surviving image:

early_lame_pyramid.jpg

Well, I built a new pyramid last week, and this is the story…

It started with a 14-block walk to Mike’s Lumber & Hardware on 88th Street between Broadway and West End Avenue. I was with my girlfriend Jona (who took the photo below) and my friend Brandon (who you might remember from earlier blog entries such as this and this and this):

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I had decided that the best way to contain the bottom layer of balls was to build a wooden frame. That way I wouldn’t be a prisoner of the hallway or any other location, and I could make it as big as I wanted. How big? The bottom layer of my first pyramid was 13 x 13 (baseballs, that is) and I wanted this one to be bigger. I did the math, figured out how much space and how many balls it would take to make it 20 x 20 and decided to go for it. Naturally, I brought 20 balls with me to the lumber store and laid them out in a straight line so we could measure precisely and make sure to get the wood cut just right. Brandon took the photo below, and you can see Jona looking on:

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I asked one of the guys in the store if this was the wackiest thing he had ever worked on for a customer. He told me that two giddy women had once come in and requested wood for a replica stripper pole. (Gotta love New York City.)

Anyway, we carried OUR wood back to my parents’ place (where I still keep most of my baseballs), and I began putting the frame together:

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Brandon was practicing his knuckleball grip while I was struggling…

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…and let me tell you, it WAS a struggle:

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(What can I say? Carpentry has never been a strength.)

We lined up the 20 balls to make sure they were going to fit…

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…before I screwed in the last of the L-brackets:

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Poor Brandon was tired and picked a beautiful place to nap:

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The frame was finally finished:

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Then came the fun part:

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Brandon helped me line up the balls into 20 neat rows of 20:

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Here’s another shot of us working on the bottom layer:

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Here’s Brandon taking a break to send a very important text message:

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The bottom layer was done, and Brandon insisted that I share this photo of it:

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It was time to work on the second layer:

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The dumping method was quicker:

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Then it was on to layer No. 3 (check out the Apple IIGS in the background):

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Jona helped for a bit…

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…and I kept at it:

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Here’s a shot of one side of the fast-growing structure:

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I stopped to admire it when it reached 13 layers–the final height of my first pyramid:

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Finally, it was done:

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Brandon took lots of photos of me…

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…in different poses:

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(Okay, Brandon, you like the Padres. We get it…)

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Brandon suggested that I break out my old summer ball jersey:

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The following photo was also his idea:

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How cool a batting tee would THIS be?

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Here’s a photo that makes the pyramid look really tall:

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Here it is from above…

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…and here it is from below:

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Eventually I took a bunch of photos with my own camera. Here’s one…

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…and here’s another:

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And that’s pretty much it.

Total number of baseballs used in this pyramid: 2,870.

Don’t forget to send me your photos.

52 Comments

It’s a shame there had to be a training ball so close to the summit. A damn shame… Other than that, the pyramid is glorious.

I’ll be working on my photo this weekend (I hope). It’ll probably suck.

That pyramid is super cool. Maybe it could be the background of your next snagging-related book. Anything special about the top ball; 724? I’ll try to get a picture to you soon. Was that the Greg Norton bat you were teeing off with?

Aaron
http://districtboy.mlblogs.com/

read your blog for a while but i’m a first time commeter

this is amazing, nice work

nate mcclouth with a gold glove this year! he definitely wouldn’t have had it without his good hitting year though, or else jack wilson would’ve had about 5 gold gloves right now. just sayin’

-gobuccos25

a

Hey zack it’s me Evan from Atlanta. All I have to say is 2 words. WOW and HOW! I’ll send ya a pic soon.
Evan

Cool, Zack! Did you have to tear it down soon after these photos were taken?
I’ll send you a pic of my collection soon!

that’s awesome zack! you and brad and jona did a freakin amazing job! the ancient egyptians could’ve used some advice fromyou.

Nice,
how do you get jona to do all of these things with you?
AC

Cool pyramid Zack.Padreleigh is proud of youBrandon.You need a laser light on top like the luxor in LasVegas. you cheated with a blue thing in the middle.is there a mummy in there ?Cat die?

Awesome pyramid. It’s crazy how big it is and that you only used about 2 thirds of your baseballs! Hopefully the yanks can get sabathia and or peavy. I don’t like the mets, but I respect them and hope they can get help in that bullpen. Cause we all know they need LOTS of it there.- Joe

oh and clif, not all the people who would get $ from obama are lazy bums. i bet some work just as hard as people who make more than 250 but they didnt get a good education, and dont have a great job. i think its sad the positions some o them are in but taking $ from others isnt they way to fix it. i bet if the “poor” people were on the other side of it they wouldnt want to give away the $ they earned, even if the other people did need it and work hard

oh and the stock market has its biggest 2 day loss ever. i wonder what recent major event happened that may have contributed to this? jk

Come on Zack, no electric drill/screwdriver???

I guess those sort of things are more normal here in Texas.

Impressive pictures btw.

That is really cool! Go Brandon! I admire his enthusiasm for “our” Padres. Wow, that’s really impressive.
http://kaybee.mlblogs.com

omg! if only the isles could be like obama and hold a late lead! 3 out of 4 games that theyve blown a two or more goal lead in the third!

Zack,

That was totally cool. Give some Kudos to your girlfriend. She must have the patience of Jobe to put up with your baseball “passion”.
Gives me some ideas….

Mike in Detroit

Don’t complain about not being able to hold a lead after the Mets season! Anyways, that is awesome! I WISH I had 1/4 as many baseballs as you put in the pyramid. But I did have a dream that instead of collecting baseballs everybody was collecting special quarters, so I guess that would make you rich.
-Ellie

So Zack, how do those Reggie bars taste?

puck
another ****** season…………….

s h i t t y season

Reading this story makes me realize the importance of having cool friends who will do cool baseball stuff like this. Instead, I hang around with a bunch of stiff cops…

Great photos, Zack.

http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/

PUCKCOLLECTOR-
Thanks to your Islanders for the collapse in the 3rd tonight. We finally had a good weeknight crowd here in Atlanta and I was there with some first timers.
The best part of the night was that Mike Comrie flipped me my FIRST snagged puck. It was a practice puck, the equivalent of a MLB Training Ball lol. I thought of you and Clif immediately, since you’re both Islander fans. Great 3rd period ;)

Zack, that pyramid is super cool! The picture that just shows balls (and balls only, 21st pic down) would make a really cool wallpaper for your desktop. You can also make money by having people pay you to “write” their name in baseballs…like what you did with OBAMA. Just a thought. I’ve also been busy front-facing your book all over Albuquerque. It’s always good to go back a week or two later to see that your book is still front faced, but a sad sight to see that not enough of your books are being sold. Keep up the great work.

Zack….

Great idea about the pyramid. I love it. Awesome actually.

Brandon….

GREAT HAT bro. Keep the faith!

Leigh

The ancient Egyptians would be proud.

mike comrie is a girl but congrats on your first puck.

the isles holding a lead in the lead in the 3rd- now THATS Change We Need

Braves04
thanks for rubbing it in……..jk, jk

puck
hahaha i agree comrie is a girl hahaa

Zack,

When is the Reggie candy bar pyramid coming????

lol

Mike in Detroit

how did you take it down or not?
AC

Zack, That is how your collection should be displayed in the Baseball Hall of Fame when you retire..One big freggin pyramid…Nice job on 8th place in the Pro-Blog latest leaders standings..bro..C’mon Spring :) ….D
http://baseballsnatcher.mlblogs.com/

hey zack
i enjoyed this post, because it was unique.

i wonder how high it would be ifyou had it by 30×30 or something like that :)

can’\t wait till spring!

question: what are you planning to dowith your baseballs when you die? hmm? pass it on to your children ifyou will have any?

GIN

wow thats big.

working on the photo. Is it ok if I use a little more than just baseballs? I met Ted Kopple in a store with my friend. He was nice I got his autograph.

EVERYONE-
Thanks for checking out my new-and-improved pyramid. I’ll answer all your comments soon. Right now I’m literally spending every free second working on another baseball-related project.

well zack you wont want to look, but everyone else, this will the logo that will probably be on the yankees comm. balls next year and it is FUGLY!
http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3372432&cp=3371802

or hopefully the image on the top right
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Yankee_Stadium

Your right puckcollector, if that’s the comm. on the ball thats terrible. They should have a whole view of the stadium like last year.- Joe

damn, ugly and not creative. same as the yankees commem. of last year. except last years was just not creative

It’s almost as ugly as the Nats new 2009 cap:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D-LlI9f-pQo/SRJJSWmn6iI/AAAAAAAAKVY/V80eDV9_bKU/s1600-h/NE-PERFACWASALT77_bluered_front.jpeg

and their new jerseys:

http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3373631&cp=.3378854

At least for the Yankees it’s just a little patch on a sleeve. For Nationals players….eek

Aaron
http://districtboy.mlblogs.com/

Wow, its gotta have to stink when your parents decide to get that pyramid out of there house. Can you move it with that frame at the bottom?
http://metsmainman.mlblogs.com

EVERYONE-
I’m doing a radio interview this evening at 8:20pm ET, and you can hear it by going to the following web site…

http://www.hogsnow.com/page.php?jock_id=4655

…and clicking the “LISTEN LIVE” button on the upper right.

The guy who will be interviewing me is a college freshman named Brady Holzhauer. He’s a former MLBlogger, and he once wrote a VERY long article about me for his local newspaper in Arkansas. Here it is in case you want to take a look:

http://zackhample.com/baseball_collection/media/stuttgart_daily_leader.htm

I’m still planning to answer comments soon. I’ve just been really busy lately…

i think it’ll be the one on the site and not wikipedia cause the sites says inaugural season which all new stadium commemorative logos say

and i like the new nationals look

Great interview Mr. Celebrity!

goisles: as a n isles fan i have programmed myself to hope and pray for the better of two choices

Your website is linked on UniWatch today. Check it out: http://www.uniwatchblog.com/

And puck collector — Check out that link also. Trust me.

greg- thats really cool but i got all excited, thinking that there was an article on my “breed” of collecting

also greg, kenny mayne has a new webshow its called the mayne event. check it out on espn.com

zack- final stats?

Hey Zack,

Nice pyramid. I was on uniwatchblog.com today, and your zackhample.com website is hyperlinked in the first link. It’s an article about logo hockey pucks, but he first mentions all of your baseballs with different logos on them…….good stuff……

http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2008/11/11/jesus-puck-uni-watch-web-site-review/

How to spend the off season! Just started reading Watching Baseball Smarter……need baseball!

Puck — Glad you liked it; sorry it wasn’t specifically about puck collecting. So did you pretty much know everything the guy said? And know that I know about puck logos, I have so many questions for you. How many different varieties have you snagged? What’s the nicest one you have? This really makes me want to go out to a hockey game just to get one.

And thanks for the Kenny Mayne heads-up. I knew about that show, and I knew it started tonight, but I would have completely forgotten, so thanks.

EVERYONE-
Time to finally answer these comments…

GREGB-
Thanks for the UniWatch heads-up. Still looking forward to seeing your pic.

AARON-
Nah, nothing special about the top ball. The bat was my Cliff Floyd bat.

GOBUCCOS25-
Thanks for leaving a comment. It’s good to hear from you and nice to know that you’ve been reading.

EVAN-
With a little help from my friends.

BLOGGINBOUTBASEBALL-
Yeah, I took it down that night.

RICKMCENTIRE-
Thanks!

AC-
Because I’m awesome. And so is she. As for taking down the pyramid, we just threw all the balls back in the barrels. It went fast…only took an hour or two.

TRACYCOLLINSBECKY-
Thanks. No cheating involved.

JOE-
Thanks. It *will* be interesting to see where these big-name pitchers end up.

STROS_BRO-
My tools suck.

KAYBEE-
Much appreciated.

MIKE IN DETROIT-
Thank you. The kudos have been passed along.

ELLIE-
Quarters, eh? Hmm…

SIXTO-
Heh, those are long gone.

HAPPY YOUNGSTER-
Everyone should know some cops…but yeah, I do feel lucky to have friends who will do stuff like that.

NM_ROCKHOUND-
You are The Man. Thanks yet again for all your help with my books.

LEIGH-
I knew you’d like the hat.

CALILION-
Word.

PUCK COLLECTOR-
You’re right. I don’t want to look. I want to be surprised. My final stats will have to wait until I have more time and am in the right frame of mind.

ROCKPILE RANTER-
Wow, that’d be amazing to have my balls in the Hall. :-)

GIN-
Glad you enjoyed it. Maybe someday I’ll build a pyramid 30 x 30. I’d like to keep the baseballs in the family…maybe pass ‘em along to the kids I hope to have someday.

ALCO24-
I got the photo…very cool.

METSMAINMAN-
The pyramid didn’t last beyond that one night.

YANKEES5221-
Thanks! Cool that you heard it.

PSU532-
Cool, cool, cool. Thanks.

CHLOE333-
I hope you enjoy it! Thanks for checking it out.

i did know about alot of comm. pucks, and that teams do use them. i have snagged 8 “types” of puck. the nicest is the retro game puck that i snagged 2 weeks ago.
if you want you could prob. come to a game w. my dad and me. shoot me an email if your really want to.

Are you going to make one with 5,000 baseballs?

PUCK COLLECTOR-
Hello (three years later). Thanks for the offer, but hockey doesn’t interest me.

DOUBLE T-
Probably not. Too much effort.

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