A friend mailed me some baseballs the other day . . .
. . . and you’ll never guess why.
No, seriously, you will absolutely NEVER guess . . .
. . . but they sure are fun to look at, no?
I’ll explain this randomness someday, but for now it must remain a secret. All I can say is that something big and absurd and (nearly) impossible is in the works.
UPDATE: I posted this entry in February. Now it’s June. The mystery has been revealed.